I’m a fan of an array of Japanese musicians. Many of those artists, bands specifically have cool names that seem pretty normal to a native English-speaker such as myself. But amongst the heap of normal names emerge the bands with wierd/humorous/odd titles….cool names if you will.
Here is a list of some of the bands with “cool” names that popped into my head first. I can come up with a much longer list but time only allows for five.
MacDonald Duck Eclair

why their name is cool: Western surname + random animal + dessert treat = cool and random set of words that combine to form a funny-sounding name that listeners won’t forget.
why their music rocks: Their brand of picopop is unique and overly catchy. They make good use of distict synth melodies which are layered with soft, female vocals.
Hazel Nuts Chocolate

why their name is cool: The name sounds so sweet and the ‘s’ on the end of ‘nuts’ adds to the difficulty of having a serious conversation involving this band.
why their music rocks: In addition to making me hungry, HNC produces cute and fun electronic music akin to that of MacDonald Duck Eclair.
Roly Poly Rag Bear

why their name is cool: Now this is one of the most adorable names I’ve come across…so innocent and I love the alliteration.
why their music rocks: This duo’s name does them justice…their music is nice and easy soft rock. Highly recommended if you wanna relax.
SLOTH LOVE CHUNKS

why their name is cool: This name is probably my favorite. It’s a great tribute to The Goonies and whether or not it’s a good thing to do, I can’t help but say the name in my Sloth-voice.
why their music rocks: This is former Number Girl bassist Kentarou Nakao’s new band. With that said, I don’t think I need to explain why their music rocks.
Spangle Call Lilli Line

why their name is cool: What a fun combination of seemingly random words. Plus it’s fun to try to write out in katakana!
why their music rocks: SCLL does an incredible job of blending electronica with post-rock to create their own unique, trademark sound.
Well, those are mine. What are your’s? Feel free to list and share some of your favorite bands with “cool” names. Thanks!
By Ben on November 16, 2006 at 8:51 pm
My favorite will always be Mr.Children! :-)
By Shay on November 16, 2006 at 10:11 pm
Yeah I agree with that one Ben. When I first heard the name (a long, long time ago) I thought it sounded creepy. lol
By Toad on November 16, 2006 at 11:14 pm
“MacDonald Duck Eclair = Western surname + random animal + dessert treat”
I always thought the name came from smashing together McDonalds and Donald Duck. Was never sure about the eclair part.
By steve on November 17, 2006 at 3:57 am
chicken king fucker
By Shay on November 17, 2006 at 1:41 pm
Haha…^that one is awesome for sure ;)
By kevin on November 17, 2006 at 2:19 pm
haha funny band names of which i only know scll. man they are awesome!
lemme add some others to the list:
blankey Jet city
coaltar of the deepers
thee michelle gun elephant
By Craig on November 17, 2006 at 2:26 pm
Art School is still a cool name.
By Shay on November 17, 2006 at 2:40 pm
kevin: yeah…those are good. TMGE is on my extended list definetly. Blankey Jet City is goodo too :).
Craig: Art School is a cool name. It’s not odd or anything but surely ‘cool’.
…I guess some of my other favorites include:
Hoover’s Oover
Melt Banana
Shakalabbits
Bump of Chicken
Plus Tech Squeeze Box
Singer Songer
…ok, I gotta stop myself :P
By stavros on November 17, 2006 at 7:13 pm
peelander z
By Shay on November 17, 2006 at 7:40 pm
Heck yeah! “S.T.E.A.K.!”…their name is just as crazy as they are. =P
By Shay on November 18, 2006 at 3:39 am
haha, oh! I almost forgot about the band: Bathtub Shitter. X_x
By Danno on November 18, 2006 at 5:14 pm
Blood Stain Child
Sounds gross….
They are j-metal after all…
By Chantelle on November 18, 2006 at 8:15 pm
Porno Graffiti is my favorite Japanese band name. Those are still really cool though.
By Ben Tong on November 19, 2006 at 2:56 am
haha Chantelle. Yea Porno Graffiti is cool too! Their song “Melissa” is pretty good too!
By Shay on November 19, 2006 at 5:13 pm
If we’re talking popular bands I’d definetly add SMAP and SPITZ to the list ‘o funny names. ;)
By rags on November 28, 2006 at 8:29 am
“Garlic boys” is, and always will be, the greatest band name in japanese music history.
By Shay on November 28, 2006 at 11:48 am
haha…yeah, that’s a good one!
another great band name that i just discovered is SALMON MOUSSE PAPA. ?_?
By Shay on November 30, 2006 at 12:00 pm
…another one: Sadistic Mikaela Band
:P
By Duncan on December 13, 2006 at 8:10 am
Sludgy Bunny
Don’t know what they sound like, just love the name.
By PIzza on January 6, 2007 at 7:58 pm
JAPANZIES! These band names suck. PERIOD. They all talk about food or being fat.
By lukey on January 30, 2007 at 9:20 am
watys on about Pizza guy all japanese music rocks =D it’s the most awesome music in the world.PERIOD!
By lukey on January 30, 2007 at 9:25 am
p.s. polysics are awesome !
By Vandigo on June 28, 2007 at 9:59 pm
My favorite band name ever . . . Cynical Biscuit . . . . . YEAH . . . How random is that? XD
By J00 on July 11, 2007 at 12:15 pm
Dir en Grey. Maximum the Hormone. Gackt. Asian Kung Fu Generation. … band…
By Leland on February 16, 2008 at 9:08 pm
OGRE YOU ASSHOLE, bloodthirsty butchers
By acene on February 26, 2008 at 3:39 am
i loooooooooooooooove the bands but ………?*&^%#@nothing?he he he
By htprox on August 10, 2009 at 6:17 pm
why the always have english names?
By saranghae! on November 30, 2009 at 4:11 pm
omg! i love mr.childern too! lol