Hard Gay isn’t Gay!

By Shay • Aug 13th, 2006 • Category: Japan, Opinion, humor, news     

The Mainichi Daily News has reported that popular comedian Hard Gay has recently tied the knot, with a girl! Hard Gay (aka Masaki Sumitani) married 23 year-old model/celebrity Anna Suzuki.

This comes after the unfortunate realization that Hard Gay is merely a character persona for entertainment’s sake. That’s no suprise though since everybody knows that he’s not really Gay. But at least he’s Hard…what!? Oh well, HG will always be a fun character. Who would have thought that he would be so quick to sell out to heterosexuality though?

Karoshi and 3yen have fun articles about this too.

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11 Responses »

  1. Craig on August 13th, 2006 at 7:19 pm:

    I didn’t know! :P

  2. RisingSunofNihon on August 14th, 2006 at 4:49 am:

    Do you really think he’s funny? I’ve tried to watch a couple programs with him on it, but I end up switching the channel after just a few minutes. He really annoys me!

  3. Shay on August 14th, 2006 at 12:31 pm:

    yeah, I can’t help but laugh at him and his demeanor. Too much of him and he’s annoying but in small doses, I enjoy him :P

  4. JanxAngel on August 27th, 2006 at 7:35 am:

    I knew he wasn’t gay from the start, which only made it more funny I think.

    Damn she’s lucky, I always thought he was hot. He’s lucky too cause that girl is fine as well.

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  6. PuPoo on May 28th, 2007 at 8:16 pm:

    Bruno is a gay persona of Sacha Baron Cohen yet he is hetero.

    HARD GAY IS A HERO!!!!!! ~~~~FOOOOOOOOO~~~~

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  8. Den Leola on July 4th, 2007 at 6:15 pm:

    You do it in the nigh. Den Leola.

  9. Lexie Martta on July 14th, 2007 at 2:59 am:

    What in the world happened to. Lexie Martta.

  10. Nurit Hailey on September 19th, 2007 at 1:22 pm:

    oh lord my baby your driving me craz. Nurit Hailey.

  11. Horsa Amadeo on October 21st, 2007 at 2:50 pm:

    your way to beautiful gir. Horsa Amadeo.

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