The Mainichi Daily News has reported that popular comedian Hard Gay has recently tied the knot, with a girl! Hard Gay (aka Masaki Sumitani) married 23 year-old model/celebrity Anna Suzuki.

This comes after the unfortunate realization that Hard Gay is merely a character persona for entertainment’s sake. That’s no suprise though since everybody knows that he’s not really Gay. But at least he’s Hard…what!? Oh well, HG will always be a fun character. Who would have thought that he would be so quick to sell out to heterosexuality though?
By Craig on August 13, 2006 at 7:19 pm
I didn’t know! :P
By RisingSunofNihon on August 14, 2006 at 4:49 am
Do you really think he’s funny? I’ve tried to watch a couple programs with him on it, but I end up switching the channel after just a few minutes. He really annoys me!
By Shay on August 14, 2006 at 12:31 pm
yeah, I can’t help but laugh at him and his demeanor. Too much of him and he’s annoying but in small doses, I enjoy him :P
By JanxAngel on August 27, 2006 at 7:35 am
I knew he wasn’t gay from the start, which only made it more funny I think.
Damn she’s lucky, I always thought he was hot. He’s lucky too cause that girl is fine as well.
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By PuPoo on May 28, 2007 at 8:16 pm
Bruno is a gay persona of Sacha Baron Cohen yet he is hetero.
HARD GAY IS A HERO!!!!!! ~~~~FOOOOOOOOO~~~~
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You do it in the nigh. Den Leola.
By Lexie Martta on July 14, 2007 at 2:59 am
What in the world happened to. Lexie Martta.
By Nurit Hailey on September 19, 2007 at 1:22 pm
oh lord my baby your driving me craz. Nurit Hailey.
By Horsa Amadeo on October 21, 2007 at 2:50 pm
your way to beautiful gir. Horsa Amadeo.