Beware of the Bra Burglar
By Shay • Dec 13th, 2005 • Category: China, Sex, newsCall it love, call it unhealthy obsession. Jin Bo of Heilongjiang province China has been aquitted of harrassment charges stemming from the theiving of his neighbor’s underwear. Apparently the man secretly loved the woman but could never muster up the courage to tell her. Instead of telling her he decided it would be a good idea to break into her house multiple times and steal her bras.
Theivery wasn’t all he engaged it though. He fixed her computer, did her laundry, scrubbed her floors, and even left her snacks and messages. But the problems came with the fact that he took photos of her while she was sleeping and stole her unmentionables.
He was caught when police spotted him while he was leaving the woman’s house with photos of her, a bra, a key to the apartment, and her mp3 player. When questioned about the mp3 player he explained that it was broken and needed repairs.
There is no word on whether or not Jin Bo got the girl in the end. Who knows? Maybe some girls find these sort of acts charming. Most likely and thankfully not though. If the latter were true this would give female-fearing geeks the world over a chance. Sorry boys.
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LMAO, nice gettin this *i dunno if i can cuss =[* stuff up. Comedic in its whole!
That guy is okay. I wish I had a stalker who helped me with my household chores. He could come in and fluff my pillows and do my laundry. This guy is okay with me.
Looks like the guy watched “3-Iron” one too many times.
HAHAHA! That’s hilarious in a disturbing way.
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